Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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