im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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