She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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