Who wears a wallet chain?!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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