I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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