Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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