It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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