Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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