The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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