I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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