If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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