The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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