How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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