Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
