I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I fill condoms, not promises.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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