Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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