Got a toothbrush?
we have officially lost it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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