wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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