Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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