Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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