I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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