Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
