Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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