Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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