its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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