honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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