need another drink. this is the easiest way
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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