that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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