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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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