Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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