Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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