At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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