i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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