Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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