she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There r osticjed everywhere
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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