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he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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