Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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