Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
