quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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