People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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