Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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