idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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