i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I didn't notice because vodka
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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