I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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