My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Is it penis luge time yet?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
