So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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