He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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