apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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