This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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