how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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