You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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