party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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