this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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