Dual....:-)
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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