just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
