You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
And then he peed in my hair
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